As a South African, in Spring, with barely a pumpkin around, I’m going to try and do this while I am on holiday in St Lucia next week. Anyone else going to join the ranks of foreigners joining in this competition? See more about who’s entering here:http://fertilitydoll.wordpress.com/2013/10/18/pumpkins-infertiles-and-cackles/
Ok, so me and Fertility Doll were chatting about periods and infertility and smashing in doors and stuff when all of a sudden Fertility Doll said:
FD: What are you doing for Halloween? Are you carving a pumpkin?
BB: No. I’m not doing anything. I’m going to close my curtains, switch all the lights off and pretend I’m not home like I normally do.
FD: Why am I not surprised?
BB: Because you are an all-knowing magical being what knows everything?
FD: Correct. Anyways, maybe you should carve a pumpkin. It might be fun, and maybe it will distract you from smashing up doors?
BB: Yeah, okay. LETS MAKE IT A COMPETITION I CAN WIN.
FD: Umm, okay. I thought it’d just be fun though?
BB: YOU CAN’T HAVE FUN WITHOUT RULES.
FD: Okay, I’ll have a look on pinterest for ideas.
FD: For goodness sake woman, you…
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